|
|
What is fannybatter?
The name for a vagina when it secretes a lubricating fluid, or in more impressive cases actually squirts, prior to, during and after sexual congress.
"If you're not careful that fannybatter biscuit will drown you."
fannybatter - video
Fannybatter - what is it?
dried vaginal juices - the stuff you find on your face after a drunken muff diving expedition. Can also be used as an expletive.
Fannybatter! I've lost my keys.
or
"yeah, I could hardly get my face off the pillow - my whole head was covered in fannybatter.
What does "fannybatter" mean?
The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.
Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.
Fannybatter - what does it mean?
The substance created as a product of a busy social/active life and a poor sense of vaginal "housekeeping". Discofanny + time left unattended = fannybatter. Resolved with a warm bath, vigorous (yet appropriate) scrubbing action.
I got with XXXXX at the local nightclub, unfortunately upon taking her home, it transpired she had been at a 48 hour rave without shower. her pants were covered in fannybatter.
Fannybatter - meaning
The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.
She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.