What is face wash?

A term used by transgendered individuals to mean wearing no makeup and letting the natural beauty of the skin shine through.

Show me your wash face like the Noxzema girl!

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When you and your friends wank the crank into someone's hand and then smash the sweet sweet contents into a female face.

Woah, we totally unloaded into Yancy's hand and he gave that chick the gov school face wash!

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.

My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.

tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
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Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

When a male ejaculates into his hand and Proceeds to rub the ejaculate onto another persons face in a circular motion.

"that a-hole jonny face washed me last night"

"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."

When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?

This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.

To grab a handful of snow, tackle a friend to the ground and proceed in rubbing their face with the cold snow.

During the snowball fight, I got tackled and face washed.

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."