What is face off?

To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.

'I love you honey'
Runs fingers down face in the style of Face Off.
'I love you too dear'
Runs fingers down face.
'I love the dog as well'
Runs fingers down dogs face.
'Wuf'
Dogs runs paw down face.
'Honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.'

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face off - video

Face off - what is it?

A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.

- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.

- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.

- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.

A Face Off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.

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What does "face off" mean?

A game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. The game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of ejaculating onto your own face. Last person to ejaculate must lick the goodness off of all the other player's faces.

Those failing to ejaculate on one's face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.

"Hey man lets face off tonight"

"Jimmy totally licked cum off my face cause he lost face off"

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Face off - what does it mean?

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.

When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.

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Face off - meaning

To settle an argument two men stand face to face and feverishly masterbate. The first to ejaculate on the other wins.

Today Rick and Barry really got into it. It ended up in a face off and when the smoke cleared you could really tell by the mess who won, poor Barry he was a real mess.

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