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What is f5? An F5 is the category assigned to the most powerful of tornadoes. The "F" refers to "Fujita," Because it's the Fujita scale that's used to measure how violent tornadoes can get. Ratings range from F1 to F5. F1 means a rather weak twister, about 70 to 90 m.p.h., and an F5 is the mother of all dust devils. While F2s, F3s and F4s are also really dangerous (F4s are almost as destructive), they are popcorn farts compared to F5s. If there's an F5 in your vicinity, That F5 twister lifted my house off its foundation, spat it out in splinters like a projectile vomiting vacuum cleaner, impaled my dog onto the neighbor's weathervane, sucked all the sewage out of the water treatment plant, and now it's raining peanuts, second hand toilet paper, fermenting turds and aborted puppies. But what a hell of a blowjob! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!! f5 - meme giff5 - videoF5 - what is it?Commonly accepted as the strongest tornado possible. According to Thomas Schlatter, the Fujita scale goes all the way up to F-12, which is winds the speed of sound. The article was actually written in Fune 1986 and was cited in the Jan/Feb 98 issue of the same periodical. Since before the original article was written in 1986, there has never been a documented tornado of F-6 or above, and the author states it's not likely to happen. Works Cited What does "f5" mean?A sexual act involving spinning around destructively while ejaculating. When having sex at a girlfriend's place, one pulls out of her right before climaxing. One then proceeds to outstretch their arms and spin around violently and erratically in circles, smashing into things and knocking them over while simultaneously ejaculating all over. Kelly - "Whoa, what happened to your room, Jill? Everything is smashed on the floor and covered in come!?" F5 - what does it mean?A slang term for the Refresh button on a web browser. Almost, if not every web browser ever produced has made F5 as the hotkey for "refresh". A young 12-year old vandalizes the George W. Bush on Wikipedia. Just to see how long his work stays before reversion, he keeps F5'ing hoping that each time he hits it the article won't be reverted. F5 - meaningAfter eating a large bowlful of lima beans, I had an F5 and nearly shit my pants. F5 - definitionto look at something obsessively and repeatedly in order to see if its status as changed, or to check constantly on something to try to make its status change. "dude, that girl who works at Pink Pony was totally F5ing our table at Veselka last night." F5 - slangthat horrible button on my computer I hit F5 to knock Craig off of inklink. F5The highest rating that can be applied to a Tornado, using the fujita scale. An F5 tornado hit Omaha on May 6, 1975...... F5a Tornado rated: (violent), with winds from 261-318 mph, causing (RARE) INCREDIBLE DAMAGE: Homes on slabs levelled with debris removed. Schools, motels and other marginally engineered buildings have considerable damage with exterior walls and roofs gone. Top stories demolished. Holy fuck! That was a HUGE f5 tornado, moved my house 500 yards before crashing it in the middle of the highway... Totally demolished! F5WWE Superstar Brock Lesnar's finisher. Brock Lesnar hits Kurt Angle with the F5 and gets the pin to retain his WWE Undisputed Heavyweight Championship! |
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