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What is erlang?
A tall male with a warm embrace, a sweet smile, an unexpected act, a pessimist but with a solution to every problem, has broad shoulders to bear all the burdens, to love his mate, a man well worth loving.
That sweet boy is Erlang
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Erlang - what is it?
A little ghetto city outside of Cincinnati that is known for violence and drugs.
Me: “Are you going to Erlanger Kentucky tonight? “
Friend: “Yes, that’s why Im bringing my Glock and my syringes.”
What does "erlang" mean?
A small ghetto city about 9 minutes outside of Cincinnati, Ohio. It’s in Kenton County in the state of Kentucky. It’s known for gang violence and drug dealing. It’s the home of the Greenfield projects. Erlanger is also where the Cincinnati International Airport is located.
Friend 1: “I’m going to Erlanger Kentucky tonight to buy some good weed!”
Friend 2: “Well you better carry a weapon and don’t step on any needles!”
Erlang - what does it mean?
(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.
My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.
Erlang - meaning
The act of people combining both their snot and ejaculate to use as lubrication.
Well, If all else fails you can always pull the Erlanger on her. KY jelly is too expensive anyways.