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What is emergent?
Heretical mutation of Christianity that teaches there are no objective truths, and that Christian worship consists of deep breathing exercises and sycretism with pagan and non-Christian religions.
Driscoll used to be emerging, but over the years he has come to his senses.
emergent - meme gif
emergent - video
Emergent - what is it?
Unplanned incident or situation requiring immediate attention.
Acceptable excuse for a late night phone call.
Getting injured
Getting lost/scared at a theme park (Knott's Scary Farm)
The End of the World!!
Teacher: Why did you not come to class yesterday?
Tommy: I had an emergency!
Sally: Having a hangover and forgetting is not an "emergency" :P
What does "emergent" mean?
An extremely dire situation that justifies using the parental emergency credit card.
We couldn't get into the club over Memorial Day Weekend, so we were forced to use Mom's emergency credit card to buy bottle service.
Emergent - what does it mean?
somthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.
mandy: this is a emergency
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.
kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep
Emergent - meaning
A piece of graphic literature that revolutionized the world of degenerates and connoisseurs. The lesser-known but official name of 177013, which it is more commonly known as. Many have found it an alternative to D.A.R.E.
Degenerate #1: Hey, did you read Emergence yet?
Degenerate #2: Yeah, it was amazing.
Emergent - definition
Emerge is the cheaper version of lucozade you get round the side shop. Most of the time they will be in a roadmans pocket. It is normally 50p. The blue is shit. The green is shit. The purple and orange are BEAST
Emerge is an energy drink only level 3 roadmen are permitted to drink
Emergent - slang
a doujinshi made by an artist called "shindol".
normie: hey who's this Saki Yoshida?
some guy on the internet: Oh, she's from Emergence, simply go to this link, nhentai.net/g/177013
Emergent
a mix between "urgent" and "emergency"
sabrina i need to tell you something about friday, its emergent!
Emergent
This is an emergent hair fix!
Emergent
A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.
Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.
I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.