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What is ego masturbation?
verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.
Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!
Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.
ego masturbation - video
Ego masturbation - what is it?
When you lack confidence and need some stroking to make it stronger, better
Ego masturbation is giving yourself praise when you actually suck so bad at it.
What does "ego masturbation" mean?
The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.
- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.
It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!
-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.
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Ego masturbation - what does it mean?
To not only stroke your own ego, but to do so vigorously.
Newb RE 5 game: " Oooo! A TRIcell computer! I wonder whats on it..."
Pro RE 5 player: "Oh that? Nothing but Wesker's Ego Masturbation."