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What is downsizing?
A guy who entices a girl to go out with him using the pretense of a really cool date and once she says yes switches it out for something lame or cheap.
He invited me to a condo on the beach for the weekend but when I said yes he switched it to hanging out at his house and going to the lake... what a downsizer!
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Downsizing - what is it?
When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.
Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?
Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.
Dave: What do you mean 'now?'
Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.
What does "downsizing" mean?
When your life is turned upside down and crap really starts hitting the fan due to a job loss caused by downsizing or out-sourcing.
"Do you see how John has lost control and has really been"rusting his windpipe"(drinking a lot) since his life has been turned upside-downsized after losing his job?
Downsizing - what does it mean?
Used as an alternate for defriending people off of Facebook.
action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).
verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends
Tom: I decided to Facebook downsize after each school year.
Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.
Downsizing - meaning
Verb.
1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know.
Because Bob only knows 200 of his 1,000 facebook friends, Bob decided to Downsize his Facebook.
John facebook downsized his profile and he now only has fifty friends compared to his original six hundred.
Downsizing - definition
Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the term Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live.
Johnny: Man JT is always talking about layoffs. It's starting to make me worry!
Sloan: I know, he is such a Debbie Downsize.
Downsizing - slang
A discreet way of rich people saying if they keep living in their residence they will go broke.
“We’ve been avoiding downsizing for years, and now that the children have moved out, we should find a romantic hideaway.”
Downsizing
When your ex starts dating someone that is or looks much younger than you are , similar to downgrading when your ex dates someone of lesser value than you
"He had the nerve to downsize after breaking up with me! She looks like she's twelve and can't do a split on the dick imo"
Downsizing
To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.
The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.
Downsizing
This is corporate slang for sacking workers, used to avoid actually admitting that this is what you're doing.
Workers beware! They think they can stop us fighting back by using these kinds of words so we don't figure out what they're up to until it's too late.
The company is committed to a long-term project of downsizing and restructuring in response to changes in the world market.