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What is dick in a waffle?
A waffle shaped like a dick that you give to loved ones for breakfast but to be a salty dick waffle you put cum on it.
I fixed my girl a salty dick waffle yesterday
dick in a waffle - video
Dick in a waffle - what is it?
A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
What does "dick in a waffle" mean?
A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking
Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night
Dick in a waffle - what does it mean?
The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.
Dick in a waffle - meaning
It’s an insult when someone is being a dick
“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”
Dick in a waffle - definition
When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.
Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.
Dick in a waffle - slang
1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
Dick in a waffle
Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
Dick in a waffle
Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.
Dick in a waffle
A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
"hey wake u...."
"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"
"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"