Definder - what does the word mean?

What is dick disease?

It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.

Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.

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Dick disease - what is it?

A very common medical disease Found mainly in overweight males of all ages in which copius amounts of fast food have contributed to making the males belly stick out farther then their dick do. See Also Toes do disease

"That boys been eating so much Sonic he's bound to get that dick do disease some day soon George"

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What does "dick disease" mean?

A serious deformation of the stomach and penis of a man. it is when your stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.

"look at Joe, he has major dick-do disease, lol"

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Dick disease - what does it mean?

When a man's belly sticks out farther than his dick do.

Pat remarked, he's a nice guy, but he has Dick Do Disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dick do.

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Dick disease - meaning

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

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Dick disease - definition

When your dick is so small your not sure if your a man or woman.

I can't believe Sam was diagnosed with Small dick disease ! (SDD)

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Dick disease - slang

It is what you get if you have slept with over 30 women.DDD

Man i bet that guy has a bad case of the Dirty Dick Disease.
My friend has some bad DDD

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Dick disease

DDD for short. Occurs when one cares too much about pussy and sticks his dick in whatever he can. He will surely take your leftovers. Actually, that’s what he prefers.

#dirty dick disease #buddyfucker

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Dick disease

Koen.

Did you hear? Koen has big dick disease.

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Dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

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