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What is dick December?
In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.
"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"
dick December - video
Dick December - what is it?
When You Fuck someone with your dick in December! 😎
Gabriela:Bring it to me in Dick December
Spongebob: I will ;)
What does "dick December" mean?
Girls ain't get no dick during december so boys dont feel bad about no nut November.
Girl: I want dick
Girl 2: Oop its no dick december so thats a no no
Dick December - what does it mean?
When you bang on the month of December 😎
Patrick: No Nut November It’s on I am saving it for Dick December
Spongebob: bring it to me on December ;)
Dick December - meaning
The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.
*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night
Dick December - definition
This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.
"wow I really want to get dicked down today" "No you can't, it's No Dick December."
Dick December - slang
What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.
Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!
Dick December
Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December
Dick December
It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.
Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.
Dick December
Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years
Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.