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What is diarrhea Christmas lights?
A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
diarrhea Christmas lights - video
Diarrhea Christmas lights - what is it?
Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
What does "diarrhea Christmas lights" mean?
Explosive pixel squirts filled with colorful bytes & chunks that a video game uses to blind us.
The dragon’s maw twas lit enough due to the incoming inferno without need of copious lasers; oh how the diarrhea Christmas lights distract me so.
Diarrhea Christmas lights - what does it mean?
Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.