Definder - what does the word mean?

What is diaf?

Dad I've already fucked.

Partially related to a DILF, which is a Dad I'd like to fuck.

Michaela- Haha I know you think he's sucha DILF.

Jill- Actually no, he's a DIAF.

Michaela- Omg! no way?

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Diaf - what is it?

Die in a Fire. Past tense is also acceptable. Usually used as an insult, but sometimes to inform. Sometimes used with the word "Go" in front

Guy: "Lol, he diaf iirc."

Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."

Guy: "Yeh."

also

Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"

Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"

Big ePeen: "reported"

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What does "diaf" mean?

Acronym - Die in a fire

Pat Robertson to Isreal: "You're being bombed because God is angry with you", Isreal to Pat Robertson: "Suck it and DIAF".

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Diaf - what does it mean?

Abbreviation for "die in a fire." Generally used when no other comeback can be thought of, a stupid comment is made, or when you legitimately feel that another person should perish in a combustion reaction.

Courtney: Even though you spent two hours helping me, I'm going to ignore your advice.
Me: DIAF

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Diaf - meaning

To Cease Living whilst being consumed by a Flame.

it's origins are up for debate. and it's origins are to be kept secret by a code of honor, and an unwritten law.

"Oh yeah, well I hope that you DIAF!"

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Diaf - definition

Die in a fire.

The origins were from a story in Texas where the police were conducting stings for public drunkenness in hotel bars. This caused some public outrage. Carolyn Beck of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission commented on complaints that she received, "I don't really understand the hateful outrage. I don't understand, 'Die in a fire'."

The story was circulated, among other places, on FARK.com. The angry "Die in a fire", became repeated frequently, and shortened to DIAF. Whether organically repeated on other sites simultaneously is unknown, but at present, DIAF is ubiquitously used as a pronouncement of unabashed scorn.

Mom: I cleaned your room and threw out that old ratty teddy bear you've had for ten years.
Daughter: DIAF.

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Diaf - slang

Die in a fire

To be in a fire, and die within it.

I hate you, DIAF.
You're stupid, I hope you die in a fire(DIAF)

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Diaf

An acronym for "Die in a fridge"

That bitch can go diaf!

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Diaf

Democrat In Actual Fact

Does anyone seriously believe a close personal friend of Hillary Clinton who invited her to his wedding & "campaign contributed" to her multiple times, is a Republican?

No way man, he's a DIAF.

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Diaf

Die in a Fire

Hey asshole, diaf.

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