Definder - what does the word mean?

What is delare?

A word used in place of a long, drawn-out and tired rant.

Instead of complaining to my spouse for half an hour about my day, I say the word "delarant" and she/he instantly knows that I am angry about circumstances beyond my control, without burdening her/him with the details or wasting either of our time on a futile discussion.

The origins of the word comes from a literal combination and subsequent shortening of the phrase "delete a rant". The word is intended to be used to save time by eliminating unnecessary rants. Think of it like a tool to help you condense the meaning or outcome value of any escalating rant into a single, powerful word.

Scenario 1:
Louis Argman: You wouldn't believe the day I've just had. First, I fight through traffic to get to work. Next, my boss comes in and...

Wes Timerman: Delarant.

Louis Argman: Delarant?

Wes Timerman: Say no more, I get it.

Scenario 2:

Louis Argman: Honey, I'm having one of those days again. Delarant. I love you, what should we do with these extra moments?

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Delare - what is it?

When you are delusional about a person, but completely aware that they are bad for you

Isaiah has shown me plenty of times how much of a terrible person he is, but I think i'm going to stay in my state of delare until he gets it together.

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