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What is declaying?
When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.
Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.
"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"
"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"
declaying - meme gif
declaying - video
