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What is dark ritual?

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc

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Dark ritual - what is it?

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Alpesh: We've got a powercut and the KFC I had for lunch is messing up my gut something awful
Justin: Sounds like the perfect time for a dark ritual

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