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What is cumfart?
Taking it up the butt and blowing a huge fart, allowing it too leak out the sides to escape.
Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*
cumfart - video
Cumfart - what is it?
A faggot or hetero woman who takes it up the ass
Oh fuck, "Did you hear that cumfarter fart? It sounded like,"Woof, phleef"
What does "cumfart" mean?
A male or female that, after recieving anal sex from one or more partners in which they ejaculate and leave their wad inside the anus, begins to fart. This causes bubbles of dookie and fresh baby batter to froth out of the anus. These are real farts not to be mistaken as anal queefs.
When the pornstar finished her 500 person gangbang. She stood up and bellowed out a raunchy cloud. She is a true cumfarter.
Cumfart - what does it mean?
When a man (probably homosexual) or woman drop trou, squeeze out a fart and seaman is fired from there anus - which may possibly land inside a wide-set vagina and cause pregnancy which will produce a child known as a "son of a Cumfart".
1. "Are you feeling uncumfartable?"
"Little bit Ameigo"
"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"
2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"
"Awww man that sounds insane"
"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"
"Lucky fucker"
"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"
"Uh-oh"
"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"
Cumfart - meaning
Being able to produce a cum fart.
To make someone cumfartable - to cum in their ass.
man 1 "I would enjoy cum fart but I don't have sperm in my anus"
ma 2 "That's okay bend over and I will make you cumfartable"
Cumfart - definition
1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
Cumfart - slang
when you cum and fart at the same time
ohh shit i think i just cumfarted
Cumfart
Upon having sex with a male's anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the boy is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.
George released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping his anus.
Cumfart
1. The act of farting out cum out of your bum after anal sex.
2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.
1. "Yah baby, I'm going to make you cumfart so hard right now."
2. "Dan, don't be such a cumfart."
Cumfart
Upon having sex with a females anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the girl is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.
Becky released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping her anus.