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What is cumbrain?
A guy who is ignorant/nescient, who didn’t get a joke and took it very offensively
Person 1: That bitch a queer!
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU ARE SO OFFENSIVE! I WILL CALL THE POLICE AND CANCEL YOU!
Person 1: Woah it was a joke you cumbrain
cumbrain - video
Cumbrain - what is it?
1. A person who always thinks about cum and/or has an obsession with cum. These type of people are very unpopular and will not attract men or women, even if they are LGBT.
2. A person from Cumberland or Cumbernauld that is very smart.
3. A misspelling of "Cumbrian"
4. Another spelling for cum brain.
1. Look at that Cumbrain! He's fucking retarded!
2. I'm friends with a Cumbrain. He's very smart.
3. My friend is Cumbrain. Oops sorry I meant Cumbrian.
4. That girl gets called a cum brain. I don't, I call her a Cumbrain. See a difference?
What does "cumbrain" mean?
A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.
Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops
Cumbrain - what does it mean?
Such a perfect insult to throw at your opponent.
To where you can literally hear the cum swishing around in someones brain.
Sorry man, I don't fucking speak the tongue of cumbrain.
OMG! I bet she so practices cumbrainism! What a SLUT!
Cumbrain - meaning
The average redditor, obsessed with hentai, porn and jacking off.
Ewwwww, Brian is such a cumbrain
Cumbrain - definition
An adjective used for someone who is constantly horny. To be used as insult to male who thinks about sexually activity 24/7.
"Yeah I kept asking her for nudes but she didn't send any."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."
Cumbrain - slang
A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems.
Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain.
Cumbrain
A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies
Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me
Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse
Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer
Cumbrain
someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.
person #1: “have you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”
person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”
person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”
Cumbrain
Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.
Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain