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What is cruller?
to stumble around blankly, to not pay attention to what you are doing
Woah man, I was so tired today, I was crullering all over the place!
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Cruller - what is it?
When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
What does "cruller" mean?
An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.
I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.
Cruller - what does it mean?
A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.
His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.
Cruller - meaning
The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.
Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.
If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"
George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
Cruller - definition
To be endowed with the surly spirit of "Cruller" tenticled god of surliness.
Man, she sure was Crullerous this morning before her coffee!
Cruller - slang
A male who likes to pee on himself
My friend michael king is a cruller so he always takes the stall instead of the urinal
Cruller
yank those rosemary beads out of my cruller
Cruller
- verb; cruller, crullered, crullering
To overdue something by giving a person something you think they like until they don't like it anymore.
Parents do this often, as well as grandparents.
It is very annoying when this happens and is hard to reverse the effects of.
Person 1: "Oh man, mom keeps buying Spiderman things for little Dreyfuss. He already has 3 Spiderman T-shirts, the whole set of action figures, two posters and a Spiderman bedsheet set."
Person 2: "Poor kid, he doesn't even like Spiderman that much. He's totally getting crullered!"
Cruller
A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.
If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.