What is crot?

a crot is a term for people who are being weird or unusual, resembling to a crack head or pot head

yo you acting like a crot

crot - meme gif

a dumb, brown, smelly, ugly, flat bear which is disliked and resented across the world

"Crot Bbear does nothing but follow his owner around every single day."

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

When you stick a dildo into your dick hole and makes you have erections. Viagra may be recommended.

When you find out your girl is a man and fucks your dickhole like a crot.

A slang used to define an eejit

Has also been used in place of multiple curse words, such as fuck, shit, and cunt.

Person 1: You want to crotting go mate?
Person 2: yeah dude ill crot you up!

"Dude do you really have a crotting boner right now?

Please crottttt; I want to hear you crot!

Want to buy some crot?

Something you do to a small hole, most often someones ass, a clogging action. As in to fill the provided space with a substance.

That gay dude got Peter really drunk and then crotted his bum, the poor kid hasn't been the same since.

cunt rot: when one is so annoying, up them selves, and a pain in the arse, so much so that when you look at them you think of a rotting cunt.

my manager is a real crot.

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'