What is crosley?

A cheap piece of junk that will destroy your records if you use it.

P1: "I got a Crosley Cruiser and now my records won't play."

P2: " I told you! You should just burn it."

crosley - meme gif

Someone who is a dictator and who cries a lot. Someone who annoys many people (a growing term on the cite discord)

JAKE! STOP! being a Emperor Crosley and be fair for one!

A guy who is hard to read at first but when you get to know him then you will realize how mean he is and how sexy he is

This kid is dank as bruh he must be a crosley