Definder - what does the word mean?

What is crimp?

an asshole. brown eye. dookie shute. it refers to ur asshole looking like the top of a bottle where the cap is crimpped.

When that fat bitch bent over i saw her nasty crimp.

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Crimp - what is it?

A crimp is a penis that does not open, and has no opening to pee, if that can be visualised. It is largely mythical as I have yet to come across someone who will openly admit to having a crimp. But then male lactation is also largely mythical but there are many websites devoted solely to that practise...

Do you have a crimp?

My god, you do as well!!!

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What does "crimp" mean?

A style of walking that typically involves an exaggerated repetitive step movement such as hiking up on one side or swinging one arm or snapping fingers in time with the gait. May also be referred to as "styling" or "bopping".

Yo, see that dude crimpin' down the street? That's Elroy!

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Crimp - what does it mean?

The action of attaching a tip to the end of a cable. After the tip is attached you can plug the cable into the networking card.

the process must be executed with great care and style; poorly crimped ends can cause problems which are nightmarishly difficult to identify.

I just snip crimp and plug and bam bam we are online

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Crimp - meaning

Used in conjunction with a description of having just been to the toilet, or in the process of going to the toilet

I'm gonna go crimp off a length
I just crimped off a massive length
Just let me go crimp off a length first

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Crimp - definition

to 'crimp' out a huge poo.

Me and Max crimped out a massive poo earlier.

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Crimp - slang

Hair style, usually brought about by a crimping iron, or carefully placed curling iron presses, which results in hair gaining a wavy like, zig-zag design.

Girl 1: What am I gonna do with my hair?...it's all flat an' shit..
Girl 2: Giiiirl...why don't you curl it?
Girl 1: Nah, nigga..that's old...I know I'll crimp it!

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Crimp

n. A rock climbing term for a small handhold. Since crimp holds protrude from the rock by an inch or less, it is usually only possible to grip them with the first pad on each finger. Crimps are also referred to as "crimpers."

v. To use or hold a crimp hold while rock climbing.

Other forms - crimpy (adj.), crimptastic (adj.), crimpalicious (adj.)

Climber: Ugh, it's that stupid crimp that's keeping me from sending the route.

Dave: How the hell do I climb this route?
John: Just crimp your way up, man! Easy as pie!
Dave: (rolls eyes)

Emily: What's this route like?
Ryan: Crimpy all the way up. How's your finger strength?

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Crimp

The act of making up a random song on the spot and yet being completely in sync with another person or persons.

Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt from The Mighty Boosh are the masters of crimp!

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Crimp

is a song sung between two or more people (though very difficult with more than two people), which unlike a duet is completely unpractices and is made up on the spot, with two minds so completely in sync they work as one, practiced by Noel Fieldings and Julian Barratt the mighty Boosh on BBC3

the pancake crimp
eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
look at his milky yellow sunshine face
flip it now flip it good oo
flip it now flip it good oo
some are salt
some are sweet
some are fruit
some are meat

the time we used the chive
it really came alive!
edbile frisbies
springtime tuesday

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