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What is cream of mushroom?
A word you say instead of cursing
*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
cream of mushroom - video
Cream of mushroom - what is it?
Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.
"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"
What does "cream of mushroom" mean?
The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
Cream of mushroom - what does it mean?
When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.
Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!
Cream of mushroom - meaning
Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.
After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup
Cream of mushroom - definition
the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.
Cream of mushroom - slang
Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
Cream of mushroom
A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.