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What is crack babies?

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

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Crack babies - what is it?

A comment made to someone retarded, because of misfortune of being born to a "crack-head" or "crack-whore".

Yo, Derron u such a crack-baby.

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What does "crack babies" mean?

A child and or infant whom lusts for crack Rock and will do anything to get it. This often results in muggings, sexual favors, or possibly even organized hits on other Crack babies. The crack baby will stop at nothing to get it's fix.

Yo you see that lil' crack baby down the street? Asked me for a bottle of juice and a snickers bar. Trippin.

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Crack babies - what does it mean?

A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

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Crack babies - meaning

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

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Crack babies - definition

A mother who smokes crack while having a kid, when the kid is born it will be a crack baby/retarded or have problems,or may luckily be smart.

Yo mama smoked a lot of crack when use wuz born, u crack baby.

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Crack babies - slang

One who is seriously deformed, resultant of their mother's use of drugs during pregnancy.

SENKA IS A CRACK BABY, AND SHE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!

Senka is an idiot...crack baby.

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Crack babies

A baby that is born addicted to crack

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Crack babies

A baby from a crack fiend mother or father

You are a fucking crack baby

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Crack babies

Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

For absurd definitions see crack baby.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

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