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What is couldn’t be me?
When an individual says something out of the ordinary, possibly erotic, homosexual, or suspect, and you choose not to identify with that individual by saying the phrase.
John: I ate her ass after she shat and didn’t wipe; I got some chocolate and ass last night
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
couldn’t be me - video
Couldn’t be me - what is it?
Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
What does "couldn’t be me" mean?
ellie : wow she’s so good at art!
carly : couldn’t be me, i suck at art