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What is corpo?
A compound of Corpo and Minion:
Corpo - The lifepath of working at FAANG companies.
Minon - Just a minion tanking turret, who will never be remembered as Faker or Chovy.
e.g. That guy that just transferred from LinkedIn to Apple to Facebook.
PersonA: How's the corpo minion life treating you? What's Tim's asshole taste like?
Corpo Minion: I work at Facebook now.
PersonA: Oh, how's Zuck's asshole taste compared to Tim's?
Corpo Minion: You want me to restart as the Street Kid?
PersonA: Nah, its too late. You might as well wait to NewGame+ at this point.
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Corpo - what is it?
When you have sufficient receipts to prove your moronic corporate coworker is full of shit
They're not going to fire that twat manager Karen unless we have Habeas Corpo
What does "corpo" mean?
Corpo trash is anything that serves corporate ends to the detriment of the working class. A corpo trash person is obliviously subservient to corporate ends. If you consume without critique, you may find yourself to be corpo trash.
All these corpo trash cultists uncritically consuming the advertising being fed to them by their corpo trash devices. This is why we can't have nice things.
Corpo - what does it mean?
Heavy bias towards corporations, often as a result of mindless indulgence of corporate propaganda. They differ from bootlickers in that, while bootlickers defend billionaires because they expect special treatment, corpo-pilled people do it because they simply believe in it.
Guy A: You see Josh's tweet about how piracy is theft?
Guy B: Yeah that guy is full blown corpo-pilled
Corpo - meaning
An offshoot of the word “corporate,” a derogatory term for someone who works for a big business and/or corporation and is just another “rat in the race.”
An easy way to spot a corpo-rat is through their use of corpospeak, a pretentious jargon of weighty adjectives put next to simple nouns.
Popularized by the game “Cyberpunk 2077.” Often refers to someone who works in a cubicle making six figures, yet is a vapid yuppie with no prospects outside of an already declining career, and is ultimately, an unhappy mess one takeout order away from a stroke.
“Kerry: Gonna drag a corpo-rat on stage, make him kneel, douse him with gasoline, then light ‘im up?”
Corpo - definition
(abbr: Corporate-Communism)(n):
(A) a revolutionary movement perpetrated by members of the Top-Most Upper-Class (TMUP) to create a uni-class (lower class), moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon debt owed to the TMUC and ownership of the total world GDP by the TMUC members of a world society.
(B) a subversive political movement that is espoused by the Republican Party & the Tea Party.
(C) any political movement with the goal of destroying local free-market Capitalism, in favor of global markets and international corporations which own total world GDP.
(D) a subversive re-distribution scheme in which all value created in an economy is re-distributed to the Top-Most Upper Class.
(E) a subversive economic philosophy in which the Top-Most Upper Classes own all property (both Physical and Intellectual), control all means of production, and all means distribution.
(F) a psychological system in which individuals who have no vested interest in Corpo-Communism continually vote for politicians who support Corpo-Communism; political delusionalsim
(G) a linguistic game in which politicians who support the tenets and goals of Corpo-Communism (ex. George W. Bush; Mitt Romney) use the language of Capitalism, the language of Religion, and the language of "old-timey American values" to fool the American population into voting them into power; a language system that exploits the language of the American Founders to trick Americans.
"As a supporter of Corpo-Communism, I think the rich should control everything, kid, everything!"
Corpo - slang
1. Someone who lacks talent
2. Rookie
3. Far below average piece of shit that
4. Unathletic
5. Someone who cannot compete with the level of those that are franchise players
6. Half of "Corporation"
"You are such a Corpo!"
"I was playing basketball in gym and i was playing like a Corpo"
"Fuck you Corpo, get on my level!"
Corpo
A corporate businessperson, typically in white collar professions or engaged in trading futures/stocks.
What's Mark up to these days?
He's into futures trading or crypto from what I've heard.
Ah, a corpo. Just like his father.
Corpo
Acronym in the Cyberpunk genre for a manager or executive in a corporation like Arasaka or Militech in the Cyberpunk series.
Don't trust that Corpo rat.....
Corpo
A word to describe corporate executives, especially in a derogatory way.
1: Have you heard of those executives over at Militech?
2: Yeah... Those corpos really only care about themselves.