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What is coomes?
Slang for water. Commonly used in the United States Outlying Islands.
"I need to get a cup of coom, my throat is parched"
"Ok, get me one too"
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Coomes - what is it?
a slang word for "cum" or "semen"
"bro he's probably about to coom lol"
What does "coomes" mean?
To coom is to masturbate so much in a short time period, you are unable to ejaculate. Either that or your cum turns into water.
A person who cooms regularly is a Coomer and is often unable to cum after orgasm and masturbates at least 3 times per day.
Dude, after No Nut November, I am gonna coom so fucking much!
Coomes - what does it mean?
the shit that cums out ya dick
i just coomed on your grandmother
Coomes - meaning
COOM, is another word for cum. 😳😳😳
I drink COOM. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Coomes - definition
The sticky, white stuff your mom ate for breakfast
I coomed into your moms cereal
Coomes - slang
Coom is another or different way of saying cum, which also means semen
Jeremy: ay man is that cream of wheat?
Zack: nah man is coom
Jeremy: AYO WHAT THE FU-
Coomes
A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*
Coomes
(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
Coomes
AAAGGH IM COOMING AAH