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What is compute?
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
compute - meme gif
compute - video
Compute - what is it?
A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.
Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
What does "compute" mean?
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
Compute - what does it mean?
Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.
May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
{From a TV spot for portable generators}:
Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
Compute - meaning
The answer to every single question.
Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.
Compute - definition
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
Compute - slang
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.
I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
Compute
Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.
We have a lot of computical equipment.
Compute
Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.
On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.
Compute
the act of talking, gaming, tumblring, or any other internet activity using a computer
me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!