Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cold hand Maggie?

Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.

"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"

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Cold hand Maggie - what is it?

(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.

"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"

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