What is codfish?

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.

Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!

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Codfish - what is it?

Someone who overly obsesses with COD, sometimes found on chat forums.

CODfish - "Dude this Ak-99 versus double rocket launcher totally rips but Ak-77 beats the shiz yo' man whoever didn't play COD has no life and I'm totally killing it yo' gotta bomb these 3 bro's oh hell no damn he shot me with his turret I'm gonna play for 16 hours until I get my damn XOX 77-missle dude stop shooting me."

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What does "codfish" mean?

Term used to describe someone whose eyes sit on the side of their head. This condition is said to be caused in utero when the fetuses eyes do not migrate to the proper position. This is considered a genetic mutation. It causes the sufferer to resemble a codfish or even a hammerhead shark.

"That girl looks like a codfish, let her back in the ocean."

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Codfish - what does it mean?

Codfish is a fish (no shit) who lives in the city with a pretty decent football team in the form of Wolverhampton. Hes pre pubescent even though hes in his last year of high school, and thinks hes the best at rainbow six siege and calls everyone daddy for literally no reason. Im being serious this kid needs to STOP!