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What is cock stuffing?
When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.
a: yo
b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, I told you. Please go away
a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing
B: FUCK OFF!
a: I will, but I wanna know.
B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!
a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
cock stuffing - video
Cock stuffing - what is it?
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.
thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
What does "cock stuffing" mean?
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
Cock stuffing - what does it mean?
Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.
ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*