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What is cock off?'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons. The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do cock off - videoCock off - what is it?When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning. Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off". What does "cock off" mean?the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person. The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries. Cock off - what does it mean?Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity. Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues. Cock off - meaningCoigned by Bubba the Love Sponge: When two males that cannot settle an argument or dispute in any other civilized fashion resort to measuring their genitals to determine a winner. The standard form is to lay your junk on a table about yea high while your opponent does the same from the opposite side. The match is immediately forfeit if you attempt to touch your opponent while he is in this position. Bubba and Ronny had an dispute that they couldn't settle. Bubba challenged Ronny to a cock off. When they measured their cocks, it was determined tht Bubba's cock was longer....He was then named the winner of the cock off and the argument. ...and there was much rejoicing Cock off - definitionAn event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave. Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won. Cock off - slangA humungous backside you could rest a cup on 'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!' Cock offRepeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has. Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher. Cock offAn alternative to the ubiquitously fuck off to imply unwanted company. "Cock the cock off you ass raping donkey shit eater" - JP Williams 2005 Cock offFunctions in the same way as 'fuck off' or some other expletive which expresses disdain at another or a desire for them to leave/stop talking/stop messing around. Colin: "You know, Nadine, some people think that buildings like my garden shed are actually rather attractive." |
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