Definder - what does the word mean?

What is claw hand?

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.

1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

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Claw hand - what is it?

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.

Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"

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What does "claw hand" mean?

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)

Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.

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