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What is lube up?
When someone is trying to smooth talk you, or they are getting ready to screw you over on something.
A tree fell down on our lawn the other day and when had call a Arborist. A fare and honest man he explained how he is not going to “ Lube me up” like the other companies would.
lube up - video
Lube up - what is it?
A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.
Hey dude lube me up would you!
What does "lube up" mean?
Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Lube up - what does it mean?
Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.
You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!
Lube up - meaning
To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.
Lube up - definition
When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.
I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.
Lube up - slang
A colloquial term for an object being lubricated for medical, mechanical, and/or sexual purposes.
The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.
Lube up
The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.
"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.
Lube up
to prepare for a difficult task at hand
esp. to study for a very hard test
Today's Differential Equation test is going to hurt no matter what, but I did lube up last night by reading all my notes.
Lube up
(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.
Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"