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What is chom?
-Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom.
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Chom - what is it?
A form of procrastination used to disguise incorrect reasoning or logic. See Bullshit
"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"
"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc
What does "chom" mean?
A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.
I'm making a strawberry chom chom smoothie. You want one?
Chom - what does it mean?
The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.
Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.
Chom - meaning
I went to the market for some chom choms.
Chom - definition
Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms
Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.
Chom - slang
a word utterd by a green hairy little wart monger when he is either being bummed or being severely beaten by more that one participant of claremont fan court school year 11
arrr chom
Chom
a combination of the words "child" and "mom," used to convey that someone is both as naive as a child and as high-strung as a mom at the same time
Caroline, you're such a CHOM.
Chom
Comes from one of South Africa local languages, namely Xhosa. It means friend. English South African have adopted this word as one of there own. Often used as chommy.
Howzit my chom. Or howzit my chom? Meaning: Hello or how are you my friend.
Hey chommy, wassup? Menaing: Hey my frind, what you up to?
Chom
any human with an i.q. in the negative digits.
Upon Chom's first I.Q. test it was determined that he was so stupid that his score was undeterminable. Upon review it was determined that he scored a -27, way below the score catergorized as "Dumb Fuck."