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What is chink eyes?
when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes
(its typically used in california)
( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"
(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"
chink eyes - video
Chink eyes - what is it?
n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
What does "chink eyes" mean?
the disease that after the act of smoking marijuana your eye-lids will lower to an asain state sometimes it is so bad you look like you are asleep
"Doctor is it that bad"
"yes I am sorry sir , but you have chink eye syndrome"
Chink eyes - what does it mean?
The result of rolling double threes on dice, similar to how double ones are referred to as snake eyes. Comes from the fact that the "3" side of most dice have the dots in a straight line, resembling that of an Asian's eye.
(At the Craps table) Player 1: Going for the hard six?
Player 2: Yeah, here goes. *Rolls*
(The dice show double threes)
Player 2: Chink eyes! Yes!
Chink eyes - meaning
The Chink Eye is the Asian/Oriental version of the Stink Eye.
Friend 1: "Dude, I went to that Chinese cafe downtown, and I guess I didn't tip too well."
Friend 2: "What happened?"
Friend 1: "The Chinese guy behind the counter gave me the Chink Eye!"
Chink eyes - definition
when your eyes start to look like an asains after smoking a blunt.
1. yo do i look high?
2. yea your mad chink eyed
Chink eyes - slang
After smoking a nice bowl or two from the hookah or nice fatty or blunt of that hindu kush like me and froghead just did an hour ago, your eyes start drooping down as if you look asian. hence the name ,"chink."
sorry if my eyelids fall further than yours does. its not my fault i look fuckin chink eyed as shit all time.
Chink eyes
When an Asian person gets inflamed eyes
Trump: Why are your eyes pink?
Xi: I have chink eye
Chink eyes
A tell tale sign that someone is high. It's what happens to your eyes when you are high on dope and try not to laugh... your eyes sometimes resemble those of asians (or the derogatory word chink) --> Therefore the word chink eyes is born.
Q: Damn did Mitch just come to class high??
A: I am not sure....oh ya he is. He's got them chink eyes.