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What is chimney-sweep?
the act of pleasuring your significant other and cleaning their colon at the same time. This is usually executed using an industrial strength pipe cleaners (these can be found at your local SuperWalmart).
"Dude how come you couldn't hang out last night?"
"Man I've been gettin the poop dick from my girlfriend every time we do anal, so I had to stay at the house and give her a good chimney sweeping."
"Oh, sweet."
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Chimney-sweep - what is it?
When stimulating or caressing the anus of another using the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
See "Dusting" for related subjects
After completing a very satisfied dusting session, Johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney
chimney sweep
What does "chimney-sweep" mean?
the act of inserting a wang it to a snach that has been dormant for many...many of years!
Bon qui qui could use a good chimney sweeping, her hubby has been limp since 76'!
Chimney-sweep - what does it mean?
sexual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.
"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.
Chimney-sweep - meaning
Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole
Did you know Sean has pink eye?
Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.
Serves him right.
Chimney-sweep - definition
slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.
I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.
Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.
Chimney-sweep - slang
a person who cleans the inside of anothers colon with their penis
gary glitter is a chimney sweep
Chimney-sweep
(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.
At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.
Chimney-sweep
When a heavy smoker deep throats a penis, and afterwards the penis is covered in black tar, mimicking the act of cleaning a chimney.
Jerome got a blow job from a 5 dollar hooker in the back alley, and upon pulling out screamed in terror as he saw the tar on his dick and realized he had been chimney sweeping that bitch.
Chimney-sweep
(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):
a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.
b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor
c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.
if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don't really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiBen kultur means.