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What is chicken salad?
The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.
"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"
chicken salad - video
Chicken salad - what is it?
A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.
Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"
What does "chicken salad" mean?
Ingredients:
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
Chicken salad - what does it mean?
Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.
The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).
This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.
I can’t believe you served Chicken Salad! Do you hate America?!
Chicken salad - meaning
Where someone sticks there finger up their ass,and goes to somebody and says, "Smell this chicken salad I had for lunch."If the person is stupid enough it should work.
Joker:Hey dude smell this chicken salad I had for lunch.
Idiot:Ok
Chicken salad - definition
When one covers a male or female with mayonnaise and slaps him or her with raw chicken cutletts.
Chicken salading is really in with the kids lately.
Chicken salad - slang
A phrase used when a Quarterback drops the snap and picks it back up and throws a complete pass down the field.
Commentator of WVU vs. Texas game: "Ash drops the snap, picks it back up, and makes some Chicken Salad throwing that ball for a first down." (Actually used in the WVU vs. Texas football game in 2012)
Chicken salad
When at least three dudes whack-off into a can of chicken chunks, making what would normally be chicken salad, but instead of mayonnaise, it is replaced with the jizzim of the three or more dudes.
Hey Ian, you should come over tonight, Joel and I are gonna make some hott nasty chicken salad.
Chicken salad
A phrase used to describe a feeling or action when you don't know how to word it. Can also be used when someone doesn't agree with the description you used. Usually said by younger kids.
Nathan: "You're not scared. You've never been afraid of anything."
Lindsay: "Okay, fine, I don't know how to explain what I think. You know what? Call it chicken salad. Either way, what I'm saying is that I just don't want to do it."
Chicken salad
The code word for gay. If you work with someone who is gay or you suspect they are and you want to make a joke or just call something femme then chicken salad is your frase. The Wu Tang taught us what a chicken head is. So take a man that has commited himself to the life of a chicken head while tossing salad than you will understand the term "chicken salad"
If your friend chooses pinot grigio over budwieser; chicken salad. If someone you work with talks with a lisp and tells you how good anal was with his "ex"; chicken salad. If you find two of your male co-workers with a lemon, broomstick, pan spray, latex gloves and pictures of the employee party; chicken salad.