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What is chick logic?

When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.

Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.

Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.

Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot

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Chick logic - what is it?

A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring things that make no Goddamn sense.

In real logic, one might say "A implies B, and I know A. Therefore, B."

In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."

"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."

"Dude, that's chick logic for you."

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