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What is cell block?

Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.

“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”

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Cell block - what is it?

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.

Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah

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What does "cell block" mean?

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"

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Cell block - what does it mean?

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.

Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.

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Cell block - meaning

A screamo/crap band out of Markham Ontario. They have a fan base in Markham because the music scene in Markham is mostly into crap bands like Cell Block Theory.

Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.

What's funnier? Watching Hard Gay Video's on youtube or Cell Block Theory Video's?

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Cell block - definition

Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz

Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.

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Cell block - slang

Three shots that are taken back-to-back-to-back; three alcoholic shots taken in succession.

I lost the bet so Mark made me take a cell block (3 shots in a row).

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Cell block

A housing unit in the prison.

Where you live after some shit goes down.

Many but holes get tapped up In the cell block

I was up in the cell block throwing dice son with my homie Colm.

Don't black Dave's ass look all good up in the cell block?

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