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What is ceiling fans?
The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly
I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up
ceiling fans - video
Ceiling fans - what is it?
It’s a ceiling fan
What does "ceiling fans" mean?
A machine on the ceiling used to move air or heat down to where the person is standing. It can also help cut energy costs by 40% in the winter and 10% in the summer.
I want to cut my energy costs by buying a ceiling fan.
Ceiling fans - what does it mean?
When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
Ceiling fans - meaning
A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.
I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.
Ceiling fans - definition
A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.
Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan
Ceiling fans - slang
When a woman ties five men together with their backs facing a common center, then ties all of them to the ceiling, then proceeds to spin them around in a circle, making their dicks hit her face in rapid succession, similar to the blades of a ceiling fan.
Boy: Everytime i walk into my house after school, my mom is playing with the ceiling fan, but i can never figure out how to turn it off...
Ceiling fans
A person who likes admires ceilings.
Person 1: I love ceilings
Person 2: So you're a ceiling fan.
Ceiling fans
A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan
"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"
Ceiling fans
1) Wheels for a car that spin, a.k.a SPINNERS
DAmn, he rollin' with ceiling fans.