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What is cattails?When you laugh so hard that you can not control your self, and you roll around on the ground in pain but you can't stop laughing no mattrer how hard you try. Man I went cattail the other day.When Bob got sacked and fell off the deck! cattails - meme gifcattails - videoCattails - what is it?A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old. I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday. What does "cattails" mean?1. Some rad girlie band from Portland, Maine. 1. "Those Cattail Ninja girls are pretty rad, and so's their music." Cattails - what does it mean?When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on. Sorry I’m late for work. Cattails - meaningA wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves. My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog Cattails - definitionlong skinny breasts, usually unbraed ,hanging breasts please put a bra on those cattails! |
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