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What is cataract?
An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.
Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.
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Cataract - what is it?
Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
What does "cataract" mean?
When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.
Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.
Cataract - what does it mean?
Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)
My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.
Cataract - meaning
Tom from BATIM on low quality and low resolution.
"Man,Tom gives off big cataracts vibes right now."
Cataract - definition
A family disconnected from the outside world who breed amongst themselves and usually engage in a whole load of incest.
Don't go up the montains that's where the cataracts live
Cataract - slang
The # 1 American car, sold in Asia.
AHH SO you Bought a cataract, I thought you were buying a Rincon.
Cataract
The condition where your eyes are very watery and are blinded. This is the state you get in when you smoke a lot of weed or weed of high quality.
We gonna' smoke 'till ya eyes get cataract.
Oh snap son, you have an interview for your college and your eyes are cataract. I told you, you should have not smoked some kriptonite an hour ago.
Cataract
1. noun- an eye disorder; a clouding of the lens which affects vision.
2. noun- an Asian luxury car.
1. "My vision improved after cataract surgery."
2. "After I mow the rawn, I am going to drive my Cataract Escarade."
Cataract
A cataract can be caused from trauma, or more commonly, old age. A cataract is what occurs when your optical lens in your eye becomes so dense, that it cannot allow light to filter to your retinae, effectively making your vision dim and/or blurry.
The only effective means in removing a cataract, and therefore restoring vision, is surgery.
It is believed that cataracts come with age, and that if everyone lived long enough, everyone would develop one.
After being hit with a double A battery that ricocheted off the wall, I developed a massive cataract.