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What is cat jumped?

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.

As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.

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Cat jumped - what is it?

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

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What does "cat jumped" mean?

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

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Cat jumped - what does it mean?

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up

try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

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Cat jumped - meaning

1) A sentence proliferated by people who get "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" wrong.

2) Sarcasm

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Cat jumped - definition

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

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Cat jumped - slang

This phrase means nothing.
Bottomburp appears to be correct.

How did you find it? I hope you didn't search for it.

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Cat jumped

feeling sexy, bored, looking for something to do, ready to get a little wild or crazy, maybe used sexually but doesn't always mean sex, just looking for a thrill

I am going crazy tonight! I can't find anyone to go out with and my cat is jumping!

Must be a full moon tonight, I can already tell my cat is jumping!

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Cat jumped

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

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Cat jumped

Something that people who failed typing would type. See retard.

The real phrase is, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and it's a typing excercise that uses all 26 letters....go ahead....count them off.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, sir!

-From Stripes

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