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What is bromandments?
No simp Sept, no octopussy oct, no nut November, no dick December, no Janet Jan, no f*uk Feb, no munchkin March, no April Showers, no mushey may, no jack June, no jerk July, no ugly Aug
The bro calendar born 23 Sept 2022. Bro OJ of the 12th degree.
“Adhere to the Bromandments bro for all that is good”
bromandments - video
Bromandments - what is it?
As an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of an Among Us joke increases.
First it was Godwin's Law. Thanks to Marcus Bromander, Co-Founder of Innersloth, now we have Bromander's Law
What does "bromandments" mean?
Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!
Bromandments - what does it mean?
A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.
"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"
Bromandments - meaning
A commad given by a bro.
*Note*
1. You must be a bro (not a hoe) in order to give a bromand.
2. In order to be a bro, you must be considered chill.
I was tanning outside with my pennie on and it got cloudy so I decided to make a hoe get me a sandwhich. As soon as I issued the bromand, the sun instantly came out. God must be a bro.
Bromandments - definition
A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
"Yo bromander wassup wanna go get some wasabi?"