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What is brokedick?
You grew up conservative white region but you act and talk like you're a gang member in a big city, including bad tattoos, only having muscles because you're scrawny, bumpin in your momma minivan to Nelly because he's hard. Uses phrases like nah homie ma's got pizza bagels in the freez. And freestyles constantly but you can't understand not bc it's fast but because they are retarded mumbles with limited vocabulary. Nah mean
Joey walked up in the worst brokedick Ghetto fashions imagineble.
Credit. Justin P.
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Brokedick - what is it?
Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.
This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?
Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.
Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?
Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.
Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
What does "brokedick" mean?
NOT what you yell when someone horsecock's you.
Dagwood is a brokedick.
Brokedick - what does it mean?
A person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally. A person who lacks general common sense and self awareness.
Also used as a common greeting between friends.
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all the girls' tits all night?
Jack: I don't know. He came across as a complete brokedick though. He had no game whatsoever.
Example 2
Email to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately?I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive??
Brokedick - meaning
The only proper response to someone once horsecocked
see horsecock definition 3
Dagwood:"HORSECOCK!"
Stege: "BROKEDICK"
Brokedick - definition
Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)
Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.
Brokedick - slang
A extremely cheap person.
A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.
A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.
2 servers in random chat with eachother.
Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip
Server 2: What a brokedick!
Another example...
Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.
Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"
Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"
Brokedick
Applies to all things incapable of "getting it up" to the quality you deserve. This including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. Like an actual broke dick, these experiences can be disappointing, embarrassing, or downright painful.
My brokedick oven doesn't even have temperature settings. Shit's a glorified Easy Bake oven.
Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.
He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.
Brokedick
Military slang for any thing, person, or body part that is not within correct operating tolerance.
Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.
Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.
1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.
3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.
1. That brokedick old Jeep couldn't get us from here to the PX, much less out to the range!
2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!
3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!
4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?
Brokedick
Military slang for an injured person who can't perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.
Bob twisted his ankle running, so now he'll be a brokedick for the next three weeks.