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What is brantford?
The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.
The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.
Person One: Give me your money.
Person Two: Are you from Brantford?
Person One: How did you know?
Person Two: Because you're jumping me....and you're a vodka obsessed crystal meth loving ford planter slut.
Person One: You are correct. Good day.
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Brantford - what is it?
A city full of fuck bois and girls that turn their backs on you every second and everyone does pot behind gretezky
Brantford sucks
What does "brantford" mean?
A small city in southern Ontario of around 100,000 people - with a large portion being druggies and drunks. Has one of the highest per capita crime rates in Canada and compatible to similar sized US cities. Has some nice neighborhoods, but the low life's and bag chasers spill into these neighbourhoods too sadly.
It's a great place to live if you like being robbed or want to become a junkie.
The whole place just has a depressingly toxic vibe.
Hey, let's goto Brantford and grab some meth/fetty. You won't even need to spend money. Drugs are pretty much blowing in the wind.
Brantford - what does it mean?
Basically imagine all of the characters from King of the Hill and Trailer Park Boys lived in a town of 100,000 in Southern Ontario. Property values are low for a reason.
Often known as a ghost town with a high crime rate and lots of racism. Luckily, University students and Natives from Six Nations with some real culture have been moving to the city, making the city far less bland and revitalizing the downtown area.
Neighbourhoods: West Brant, Holmedale, East Ward, Brier Park/Fairview, Ava Heights, Eagle Place, Echo Place, Brentwood Park, Terrace Hill.
“I went to Brantford last week, why would anyone sane decide to move there? Honestly there is nothing this place has to offer anyone.”
Brantford - meaning
A city in south Ontario full of rednecks. It’s poor, ghetto, and dangerous everywhere. Gunshots sound like a fireworks show and you aren’t even safe during the day. Don’t go here ever!
A Brantford fireworks show is just semi-auto rifles in the distance
Brantford - definition
I live in Toronto (regent park) and I’m no stranger to crime. My area is one of the worst parts of the city. But when I spent some time here visit my family, I could not believe how much crime went on for that week. They don’t even live in one of the worst parts of the city but all I could hear were sirens and gun shots. People were stealing in broad daylight and walking around on heroine like the walking dead. I couldn’t fathom how a city with 100000 people had so much SHIT going on. It made me miss regent park which has been said by no one ever! And boy with this place ghetto as fuck. I didn’t realize other parts of Canada had real ghettos, and again I was told that this wasn’t even close to the worst part of the town
Brantford makes Toronto look like paradise
Brantford - slang
brantford is a shitty place in Ontario Canada that's around an hour away from Toronto. downtown is a place where the homeless people roam the streets smoking cigs and you cant walk down there without being afraid of getting jumped. there's a Tim hortons on almost every street and probably over 100 pot dealers in that city. everyone basically knows eachother and the Stanley street McDonald's is the basic hangout spot for teenagers. pretty much every girl in brantford lost their virginity in 8th or 9th grade and all the boys are hockey players who use girls for nudes and run around shouting ferda all day. you can barely trust anyone in brantford because word gets around so easily that everyone knows when two people break up. and the high schools are so bad, you'd be better off living in jail sometimes. but hey, we've got Wayne Gretzky center
person 1: me and my girlfriend broke up.
person 2: yeah, all of brantford has heard
Brantford
A city in Ontario well-known for being the most dangerous in Canada despite having a 100k population. Murder and other violent crimes occur just as regularly as property crime and drug usage. Imagine an all white poverty stricken trailer park but in city form and every resident has an illegal gun and heroin
brantford is ghetto and smells like welfare
Brantford
A city in Canada that is more dangerous than most cities in the USA. It’s violent crime, especially murders and assaults, is out of control, the police force is corrupt and lazy, drug use is a common habit of the locals, theft can happen for anything, even things that aren’t worth stealing, it’s just as dangerous during the day as it is at night. The city suffers from a lot of youth crime as well. The opioids flood the ghettos and housing projects which make the atmosphere even worse. People are very poor and haven’t received the proper education to leave the city. It’s quite literally falling apart and has been forever.
Brantford doesn’t have a safe space….. go get into a fight infront of a Brantford cop and they won’t arrest you, they’ll start placing bets on who they think is going to win
Brantford
The worst city in North America. It often gets compared to Windsor and as a resident of Windsor we find this offensive. Our city has its problems but it’s nothing like Brantford. It’s much poorer, dirtier, dangerous. It has a higher number of crimes than we do and we have more than 2x their population! At least we try!
Stop comparing Windsor to Brantford, it offends us Windsor peoples.