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What is born in a bowling shoe?This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born. Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol. born in a bowling shoe - video |
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