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What is blowoff?
Someone who you know in person that only chats with you on social media but will deliberately ignore you in real life
I thought Joe was a really cool person to chat with online but when I saw him in a bar he ignored me and was a blowoff the whole entire night
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Blowoff - what is it?
Blowoff is the uncontrolled release of semen from the penis after a sexual encounter. Or another word for busting a nut. It's a derivative of the oil field term blowoff.
I smashed piss holes with this tender date last night and then blewoff onto her cinnamon ring.
Yo boss, I'm gonna be late. Gotta blowoff real quick to take off the edge.
Best thing about a night walker is they swallow after you blowoff.
What does "blowoff" mean?
A dishonest response given by one party designed to avoid the need --or courage-- to tell the other party that they have no intention of ever re-contacting them. (especially in a case where a telephone number or other contact information has been asked for).
In short, when someone lies their intention to call back or otherwise re-contact someone else.
(By the way, the Hollywood Blowoff can be easily avoided simply by using the honest phrase: "Sorry, I don't give my number out", or "I'd prefer to contact you if I'm interested")
The most famous example of the Hollywood Blowoff is: "Don't call me .. I'll call YOU".
Typical scenario:
AVERAGE ALVIN: May I have your telephone number?
-or- "Can I call you"
-or- "Do you have a card?"
-or- "When will it be ready"
-or- "When will I know the results of the audition?" etc.
SNOTTY AGNES: Don't worry darling, I have your card (when, in fact, Average Al either has no card or never gave it to Agnes).... I'll call you... Honest.
-or- "I/We have your number"
-or- "You'll be hearing from us/me"
-or "I'll/We'll let you know as soon as I/we find out"
AVERAGE ALVIN: Why Agnes, you hideous, loathesome, stinking bitch from hell....You're giving me the Hollywood Blowoff, AREN'T you?! Jeez, I'm SO sorry I came to this book signing and wasted both my time and money on you.. Here, please keep your sorry little book and read it.. That way you'll have a better idea of yourself than I now do, you pitiful, pathetic asshole, you. If you ever, ever walk through MY neighborhood. you'd better look both ways before crossing!
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Blowoff - what does it mean?
To blow a guy while he is jerking himself. When he gets off his load is blown in your mouth.
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Blowoff - meaning
Something (class, task, job, etc.) that is incredibly easy to accomplish, so it requires no work at all.
Junior year, I plan on taking Art Class, News Analysis, Beginning Jewelry Making.
Man, those are going to be blowoff classes!