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What is blobber?
In contrast to a shooter, a blobber is a male who, at the moment of ejaculation, bestows his baby gravy with such sluggishness that it drips with thick fat globs from his shaft, as opposed to healthy vivacious ropes
aww jeez, i thought it was going to be so hot when steve came on my tits, buts he's actually a blobber, so it just sort of plopped on the floor and we had to swiffer it up
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Blobber - what is it?
a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob
o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
What does "blobber" mean?
A wet, saliva covered blow job.
Dude, that chick gives the best sloppy blobbers ever! I'm surprised she isn't dehydrated afterward.
Blobber - what does it mean?
Sadly she is your mom because she has nice Skin Blobbers.
Blobber - meaning
The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.
"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"
Blobber - definition
One who frequents pleasure such as that of excess food and spending whole paychecks on prostitutes in establishments such as Tijuana, Mexico.
Omar is such a Blobber. Its payday and he asked me to drive him to TJ, but not before we stop by hometown buffet. His treat.
Blobber - slang
Someone who always lets you down.
micheka are you still coming to Ibiza...Micheka...o no sorry I can't...guess what micheka just blobbed again what a blobber
Blobber
A big fat person who you could never ever be attracted to. Ever.
Oh my god, they've nicknamed me blobber, I'm so fat.
Blobber
An old video game term for an rpg, where you control an entire party of adventurers from the first person perspective. Called Blobbers because the entire party always occupies the same spot on the map and cant separate, so they are a single blob of adventurers. Has become exceedingly rare since the 90s and is mostly seen in indie games now.
Wizardry, Might and Magic and Etrian Odyssey are blobber games.